deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via socially-awkward-peasant)

exodirtyconfessions:

all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree

HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY

(via kaiscockdesu)